To settle the matter right away, and because leaving the decision to elected heads of local government means there will be no decision (think $91 million in transit money), here is how the tax revenue would be distributed: 33% to the county, 66% to the municipality where the taxed purchase is made.
- 5 cents per bottle for bottled water. Chicago just adopted this tax, and it is expected to raise $21 million for the city. If people can afford to spend money on water that comes in bottles that then end up as litter or as landfill contents, they can afford the extra nickel. Note to bottled water drinkers: the caps to the damned bottles do indeed count as litter when you throw them in the street, or on the parks. There seems to be two or three caps disposed of this way for every bottle littered.
- A 1 cent tax on bags designed for "to go" food from fast food restaurants. This is nicknamed the "McDonald's tax" in honor of the predominant fast food litter variety in Milwaukee, and for the red and white garbage that has accumulated on S. 43rd St. since a McDonald's opened up a few years back south of Miller Park. This tax could help fund litter clean-up crews (and even garbage cans for the parks!) and special patrols that would levy heavy, heavy fines on the morons who don't like the fast food detritus in theirs car, so open the doors and put it on the streets.
- A 1 cent tax on plastic shopping bags. What we really need is some elected officials courageous enough to ban the darned things, but while we are waiting for hell to freeze over, let's tax 'em to support the clean-up crews mentioned above and the parks.